The Power of Java?

The Power of Java?

“By installing Java, you will be able to experience the power of Java…”

Really? And without installing Java, I wouldn’t be able to experience the power of Java?… Who thinks up these things?

9 Responses to “The Power of Java?”


  • Very likely the same person who came up with:

    - Keyboard error – press F1 to continue (because we all have special F1 keys) – If you can read this, windows has successfully installed your printer (on a printed test-page, no less)

    .. and so on. Just like warning messages, even the obscure ones, are evidently because the event actually happened (like keeping knives out of children, for example).

    There is a moron born every minute, never forget that.

  • I think, it’s a random marketing guy picking random pieces of sentences to fill the empty space on an installation dialog. Maybe he wants to force some feedback with it, because actually nobody reads this stuff – we all know it’s nonsense. ;-)

  • Agreed, it’s trash, but at least Sun has realised that Java needs marketing. Remember back when it had programmer art, Swing GUIs? Java is now only mildly awful (before it was completely awful)

  • I noticed that the other day when I was upgrading my Java. It made me laugh a lot. :)

  • hey, why hire a copywriter when you can hire a busty blonde to make all the guys in the office drool. ;)

  • If you read these comments you will experience the experience of reading about reading these comments.

  • “No keyboard detected – press a key to continue”.

    Did you know that if you had a serial port console connected, and hence it made
    sense to continue, you actually could press a key to continue?

    The error is not as non-sensical as it first appears.

    Regards
    Alastair

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