Monthly Archive for November, 2007

Great Futurama Article on Wired

After [Futurama] got a green light, Cohen assembled the geekiest writing staff television had ever seen: one MA in math, one MA in computer science, one MA in philosophy, one PhD in chemistry, one PhD in applied math, and some normals to balance things out. “I went from Home Improvement, where people earnestly pitched jokes about farting and table saws, to a place where there were discussions about nanophysics and string theory and quantum mechanics,” writer Eric Horsted says. “I could only follow the conversation for a few minutes before my brain would start sweating and I’d have to reach for a copy of People.” #

Forgot just how much I love Futurama. So happy it’s back.

More Mass Effect Ranting

I’m caught in the midst of a paradox. On the one hand I love Mass Effect for its depth and the fun that can be had in its rather expansive world.

On the other hand I hate its inventory system (you auto-pickup and auto-equip loot; exciting…), the outrageously unbalanced boss fights (never any medi-kits around, hardly and room to breathe and gather strength), the inflexible squad system (you can’t switch squad mates, and they’re quite stupid) and the lethality of the combat (two, three hits. That’s it).

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Guitar Hero III Boss Battles

Oh hai. So there I was, having fun playing Guitar Hero III on hard (I can scrape by on expert, but only just, and medium is boring to me), when I suddenly have to face off with Tom Morello (Rage Against the Machine) in order for me to continue playing.

And the idea is great. It’s almost exciting to play as well, except it’s FUCKING INSANELY HARD!

This really fucked up my mood. And the worst part is, I don’t even know why I’m loosing most of the time. Didn’t they playtest this? Didn’t it seem just a tad bit too hard compared with the other tracks on that tier?

I can has cheat? So I can go about enjoying this game, for which I paid an exorbitant amount of money.

Gah.

Update: Alright, so as it turns out, the game will offer you the option to ‘wuss out’ if you suck. But, I’ll have you know that I’ve kicked both Tom Morello and Slash’s asses… The bitches. Hah!

Mass Effect. Great, Not Perfect.

Too the day off today to play Mass Effect. I’m 6 hours in (game time, not actual play time, which is more) and ridding a planet of an infestation, and I can now conclude with some certainty that any reviewer who has given Mass Effect a score of 100 obviously hasn’t played the same game as me (but don’t get me started on reviewers… really).

It is great. Really. Fantastic even! But when you’re stuck fighting a boss and you have no way of healing yourself or your team mates, it gets a liiiiittle frustrating after the first two hours or so…

And I’m not trying to be a wet blanket here, but even if I wasn’t stuck playing and replaying the same pockets of combat over and over, it still isn’t a 100. The near total lack of a tutorial, the slightly glitchy cover system, the popping of lights and LOD objects.

Or even just the fact that one of the first missions you get will send you driving for half an hour or so, only to have you arrive at a facility that is way beyond your current skills, if you go there directly.

100? No. Fantastic? Yes. But not 100.

But I’m stuck, and I’m crying.

I’m going for pizza.

PS: Had it quit on me twice due to ‘unreadable disc’, despite it being in pristine condition. Thanks Microsoft for producing HDD-less Xbox 360’s, forcing Mass Effect to always run the DVD drive at peak capacity.

Mass Effect in the House

I’d love to tell you that you could hop on the bus out to Electric City in Gentofte (Copenhagen; stay with me) to pick up your very own copy of Mass Effect. Unfortunately we cleaned up, leaving with all six copies, to fill out the orders that had ticked in when the rumor had spread around Io that we were on a mission from God.

Anyway, the short of the long is this: I has Mass Effect. I has be for the taking tomorrow off to play it. I am teh pwn.

That is all, please return to your seats.

Deep Blue Sea

You might know Brian, a friend and former colleague of mine. Well a little while ago, he and a friend split from the at times exhausting AAA games business to start a small casual game company called The Game Equation.

A big congrats to the boys, as they just released their second game, Deep Blue Sea. Go help them pay their rent…

Heroes Comeback

Wow, so I watched episode 8 of Heroes, despite having been almost ready to give up on the whole series after what has been a terrible season. Not that I thought the first season could match Lost, but at least it was entertaining enough to keep me coming back.

Episode 8 however is everything the rest of the season hasn’t been. Well written, tight, interesting and most importantly, back on track. I don’t know if they found some wunder-director or what, but whatever they did it works. Well done! It’s the first time I haven’t wanted to strangle the majority of the characters.

Buran

Oh dear Yod. Space Shuttle Buran.

Scrumming

Nathan Borror on the ‘Scrum’:

About 80% of the meetings I’ve ever attended have included at least five people. Any meeting over three becomes a presentation while one bloviates and others wander. #

Scrumming on the other hand, which you can read more about in Nathan’s entry and comments, sound delightfully light and concise.

Look at me. I’ve begun blogging about meeting structures and the like… What the!?…

Dear Gmail Team

I love your work. Love it! Between Gmail, Google Reader, Google Calendar and Google Code, I find the majority of my digital existence in your capable hands. And I honestly don’t see that changing any time soon.

The update of Gmail that is currently being rolled out is also pretty cool. Chat in Safari? Cool. That’ll come in handy at some point, I’m sure.

But, I’m wondering if any of your team members use Safari on a daily basis? Probably not, as it seems some of the more basic features have been left behind. No longer does Gmail auto-suggest the full names and addresses when you type in the ‘To:’ field.

This is, horrendous!

I would trade you back the chat feature in the blink of an eye if it would bring back the name-suggest. It’s the single most used feature when sending mail, and it’s broken…

The alternative is going to ‘Contacts’ and looking up the person manually. A temporarily viable alternative, if it wasn’t for the fact that the Contacts page is even more broken! And you think it can’t get any worse, right? Then you resize the page.

Seriously Google? You couldn’t wait a week or two and get these things under control?

Thoughtfully, you included the means of using an older version which works as advertised. None too pleased, I guess I’ll have to stick with that for now, even if it doesn’t save my choice in a cookie for future use.

Copenhagen Third Biking Mecca

Apropos biking, Copenhagen is apparently the third best biking city in the world.

Return of the King Complete Recordings Delayed

The fires in southern California have caused the complete recordings of Return of the King to be delayed until the 20th this month.

Danish Cyclist Culture in NY

I have no numbers for the amount of cyclists killed in traffic on Manhattan, but I imagine grim statistics. At least, when considering how the few cyclists that are, bob and weave in-between, and against, traffic, without so much as a care.

Now this might simply be that my coolheaded Scandinavian take on how the layers of traffic should flow, simply isn’t capable of grokking the Manhattan spirit (if in doubt, honk).

Well, now it seems New York is getting help from a Danish advisor, on how to adapt the big apple to make it cyclist friendly:

This summer, Jan Gehl, the 71-year-old Danish traffic-curbing guru, took NYC planning chief Amanda Burden and transportation czar Janette Sadik-Khan on a bike trip around Copenhagen to show them what could be done for New York. #

Copenhagen is far from perfect in that area, and both pedestrians, cyclists and drivers think they own the infrastructure, but I do think the world, as I’ve seen it in my travels, can pick up a few things about modern traffic from us.

Denmark on the other hand could definitely learn a thing or two as well. Whether or not it’s legal in New York to cross over pedestrian crossings when there’s a red light, I don’t know, but if one guy decides that he can make it across before the next wad of cars, the entire group waiting to cross starts walking. It must be a nightmare for the drivers. In Scotland, the balance, as I remember it, seems to have been struck quite nicely. You cross for red, but not to the detriment of vehicular traffic.

In Denmark of course, and the rest of Scandinavia I gather, you don’t. Ever. Because we’re law abiding, if anything.

For cars, the entirety of drivers-license-wielding Danes would do well to spend a year or so driving on the streets of Paris. I have never seen traffic that smooth. The merging. Oh dear Zod; the merging! It’s like poetry in motion. Try merging like that in Denmark, and you’re likely to get your ass kicked.

Strange, isn’t it, how different the same systems can be, simply because of them having grown separately.

Google’s 20%

At Google, 20% time is core to our culture and today’s Reader release incorporates features developed by two engineers in their 20% time. #

Wonderful company policy.

The Dreamworks/Paramount Feud Unveiled

An in-depth article on Vanity Fair about the feud between Dreamworks and Paramount. Great gossip.

On Google’s Android

Steven Frank on Google’s Android:

A 34-company committee couldn’t create a successful ham sandwich, much less a mobile application suite. […] For heaven’s sake: Find someone, ONE person, with a unique vision. Lock them in a room with some programmers and a graphic designer. Twenty people, tops. Change the world. Quit re-hashing the same old bullshit and telling me it’s new, exciting, or in any way innovative. #

A-thank you.

Joss Whedon on the WGA Strike

Joss ‘the Woss’ weighs in.

Go Back to Stealing Cars?

Ron Gilbert. Tim Schafer. Nerdgasm.

I [Ron Gilbert] then head into the office (which is currently a desk Tim Schafer is loaning me at Doublefine). #

Thank you. Thank you for that.

Screencast for OS X

A little while back, I asked for screencasting solutions. Well, fret no more; Screencast solves everything. Definitely the best solution out there that I’ve seen. And it captures in full resolution with no problems, whatsoever.