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5 Responses to “Die Hard: Underworld”

1. 1 Kevin Finlayson
   May 31st, 2006 at 09:08

   The best part of the article is the very end, where it says: “The three “Die Hard” movies have earned $740 worldwide”.

2. 2 Andy Z
   May 31st, 2006 at 16:37

   That’s what, about 10 movie tickets at current box office prices?

3. 3 Jg
   May 31st, 2006 at 17:59

   I haven’t seen the UNDERWORLD flicks, but the idea that Kate Beckinsale’s husband is going to direct Bruce Willis… heh. That’s just goofy.

   I really dug the first two DIE HARD movies — well, the first, mostly. The second was entertaining. The third was a joke. I wouldn’t mind seeing a good DH4, but quite frankly, I’m not banking on it, particularly with all of the persistent rumors of Willis auditioning pop stars like Jessica Simpson and Justin Timberlake to play his children. False or not, they don’t bode well.

4. 4 Lee
   May 31st, 2006 at 19:49

   I think you meant director, rather than directory (silence the pendant in me).

   Anyway, the new movie ‘at one point was titled “Die Hard 4.0.”’

   Bearing in mind that ‘the fourth installment of the franchise finds hero John McClane coming out of retirement to battle an Internet terrorist organization,’ surely it should be Die Hard 2.0?

   Rocky 6, Rambo 4, Indy 4, Die Hard 4, what is it with digging the old wrinklies out of the geriatric home to be action stars? Can they not find some young blood for action movies, I don’t like it when they have to use zimmer frames.

5. 5 flyboy
   Jun 7th, 2006 at 15:40

   Please lord…don’t make it another blue tinted movie. They all FAIL!!!