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Breaking: Terminator Deal Makes Penis Shrink and Fall Off

Dear Rikke, if at any point you were hoping we would have kids together, that plan just want out the window, as my privates have just, entirely without warning, withered and fallen off. Allow me to clarify:

The beachhead of the venture is “Terminator 4,” which has a script by “T3” writers John Brancato and Michael Ferris.

There won’t be a role for Arnold Schwarzenegger. James Cameron will not be the director.

“The Terminator franchise represents by far the most popular and successful franchise not owned by a major studio,” Kubicek said. “We see this global franchise as a cornerstone of Halcyon’s future business plans.” “#”:http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117964592.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

I see it as the cornerstone of Satan’s successful take over of Earth and our futures spent in eternal damnation. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to stock up on large caliber rifles.